function SSNGetName(){
document.write('yaoi');
}

function SSNGetImg(){
document.write('<img src="http://services.springstreetnetworks.com/PODService/podimages/yaoi.jpg" alt="featured personal" width="120" height="120" border="0">');
}

function SSNGetLink(){
document.write('<a href="http://personals.newtimesbpb.com/profile.aspx?bookmark=zQSTPuDe0Lw%3d">');
}

function SSNGetQuote(){
document.write('Why you should get to know me: "Although I\'m a rabid Anglophile, I\'m not so obnoxious as to spell \'favorite\' with a \'u.\'"');
}